Alright, so I'm sure y'all have seen the Bed Intruder auto-tune song like a bajillion times (hell, you can buy it on freaking itunes), but just in case you haven't:
Ahh... damn, that's good stuff. I had to snap myself out of it just now because I was starting it for the 4th time. I think I have a problem. I've also been trying to seek out alternate versions and covers because there's loads of em out there. Here's two of my other favorites.
Bed Intruder Shamisen Cover:
Bed Intruder Mario Paint Cover:
Ok. I think I got enough of a fix to move on with the post now. Sorry, I can't stop myself. Anyway, I wanted to do a ukulele cover of Bed Intruder, but a quick search showed that like 10,000 people already had that idea. So... hmm... what does that leave? Well, how about a perky Edwardian-era interpretation? Imagine this version booming out of your Victrola. Oh hells yah!
If, for some crazy reason, you want to play my version, here's the chords:
Bed Intruder - a perky interpretation by Ukulele Guy
G - 0232
A7 - 0100
D - 2220
D7 - 2223
B7 -2322
B - 4322
Em - 4432
G A7
he's climbin in your windows
D B7
he's snatchin your people up
E7-4445 A7
tryna rape em so y'all need to
D B
hide your kids, hide your wife
Em A7
hide your kids, hide your wife
B
hide your kids, hide your wife
G A7 D
and it wouldn't be a bad idea
D
to hide your husband
Em A7 B7
cuz they're rapin errbody out here
Em A7 D
cuz they're rapin errbody out here
G A7 D
you don't have to come and confess
B7
we're lookin for you
E7-4445 A7
we gon find you
D B
we gon find you
Em A7
so you can run and tell that,
B
run and tell that
Em A7 D
home, home, homeboy
E7
we got your t-shirt
A7 D-2225 C#-6544 B7
you done left fingerprints and all
E7
you are so dumb
A7 D-2225 C#-6544 B7
you are really dumb--for real
G A7
the man got away leaving behind evidence
D-2225 B7
i was attacked by some idiot in the projects
G A7 D
so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so
G A7 D
so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so
G A7
he's climbin in your windows
D B7
he's snatchin your people up
E7-4445 A7
tryna rape em so y'all need to
D B
hide your kids, hide your wife
Em A7
hide your kids, hide your wife
B
hide your kids, hide your wife
G A7 D
and it wouldn't be a bad idea
D
to hide your husband
Em A7 D7
cuz they're rapin errbody out here