Now, before we get started, I have some defending to do. Since February 2nd, at least one person in our house has been sick. For myself, I was sick from like the 6th through the 13th. So, as you can imagine, all of the Valentine's Day planning and shopping that I would normally do went right out the window. Now, I know what you are thinking, "Hang on Ukulele Guy, you don't strike me as a real planning type. How can we accept this excuse when you probably wouldn't have done any planning or shopping for Valentine's Day had you been healthy?" And, my reply to that is "Shut up!" Sheesh.
So, anyway, once again I'm left with only my once-quick-but-now-dulled-through-years-of-beer wits and my trusty Ukulele. Thankfully, driving to my oldest son's Valentine's Day party at school I got stopped at a train crossing. I swear the train must have been 200 freaking cars song. For some reason I had the radio off so I just started singing "I'm a mess, but I'm your mess" and that got me started. Unfortunately, it took me until February 15th to finish the song. But, on the plus side, I actually wrote a bridge for once. Anyway, here's the video for it.
Now, I'm not sure why you would want the lyrics and chords to this song. I mean, unless your kids are also named Simon and Gus and you also like all the same stuff that I do and you also drink beer and play Nethack till 4am? If those things are true then we need to hang out.
I'm a Mess - Ukulele Guy
Ab - 5343
Cm - 0333
Db - 1114
Gdim - 0101
Bbm - 3111 (sometimes 6564)
Fm - 5543 (sometimes 1013)
Eb - 3331 (sometimes 3336)
Bbm Gdim Intro Ab I am lying on back lookin' up Cm not a star in the sky Db or a satellite Gdim and I wonder why Bbm 3111 6564 wonder why-y-y-y-y Well I can Ab waste time thinking bout stars Cm till the early morn Db yet year after year I somehow manage to forget Gdim the day you were born that perfect day that you were born Ab Well I'm a mess Fm (5543) But I'm YOUR mess Bbm (6564) despite all the stupid things I do Eb 3331 I'm hopeless-ly Eb 3336 craz-y about you Bb Gdim Who do you pick in a battle 'tween a wizard and jedi knight it's important that I answer this one right well I may stay up all night And when I don't get up in time to help with simon and gus it was just because the question was too tough but I answered for the both of us Chorus Fm And even if I said that I tried my best to Ab warn you Fm There is no way you could know Ab what you were getting into Bb Fm I am geek on nerd compounded Bb Fm I am dorkiness expounded Eb But I'm yours Bb Gdim I'm youuuuurss and I'm a mess Chorus