Large Hadron Collider song

You remember the Large Hadron Collider, right?  Sure, you do, 17-mile-long tunnel near Geneva, Switzerland?  Supposed to make particles accelerate and collide and possibly give us more information about the Big Bang, and whatnot?  Or, maybe you remember it as the giant science thingy that when you turn it on, the world ends?  In either case, Will Howells wrote this little ditty about it.

Large Hadron Collider song by Will Howells