Last week I got an e-mail from a guy that I initially thought was spam because it was so brief. He just asked me to check out his Ukulele Video. Well, today I'm deleting hundreds of e-mails from my inbox and I happen upon it again. What the hell, right? Might as well check it out. Turns out, it rules!
I'm a huge fan of this kind of video. You know, where the guy shows themselves playing each individual part. I think this style of video even has a name, but I forget what it is. jreng is the king of these videos if you ask me. Here's his video for Bohemian Rhapsody. Sure, it doesn't have any ukuleles in it, but it's still rad.
I think maybe the reason I love these types of video is that I don't foresee myself ever having enough patience to make one. I'm all about sudden inspiration, quick recording and then moving right on along..... that and live shows. Maybe I'll get patience as I get older? I'm not hopeful, though.
Monday Night: I mention to my wife, Erika, that I'm thinking about playing some Call of Duty: United Offensive tomorrow night with the boys. She asks, "Are we doing anything tomorrow?" Instantly I get my sinking feeling in my gut. What have I forgotten now? Is tomorrow Valentine's day? No, that doesn't make sense.... this is June. Hrm. So, I go ahead and hang myself by asking, "What's tomorrow?" Yup. You guessed it. It was our 8th wedding anniversary.
Tuesday Afternoon: During an insanely busy day at work, I keep playing Ukulele between stabs of productivity at the keyboard. It's time for the hail Mary pass. It's time for an authentic anniversary love song for my baby doll. But, more than that, it's time to deliver it on our actual wedding anniversary. As you've seen in the past, I normally deliver these a day or so after the special event. Come hell or high water, that was not happening this time!
So, here it is. Four verses even! Of course, there isn't a bridge yet, but I can work on that down the road.
If you are interested in the chords and words (Hay, maybe your life is exactly like mine so you can re-use the song for your wife?):
F# C#7 F# A# B C#
8 years ago, we got joined, in holy matrimony
then I took the band and left you while we toured around Estonia
In those two weeks I knew that I needed to be near ya
wherever you are I'll follow you and make your "there" our "here"-a
C# fiddly part
7 years ago, we told just about everyone who'd listen
that the world was too damn full for us to put any more kids in
well it turns out that we that last part wrong
you need at least 4 voices to sing our family's song (maybe just 4, eh?)
D#min B F#
C# D#min B C#7
We got engaged for all time
or at least the rest of our lives
And I'd be lying if I didn't admit
that I think I got the better deal by more than a little bit
6 years ago we got ourselves a towheaded something special
I thank my lucky stars that we weren't being careful
I can't imagine our empty lives without that tiny babe
Sure we'd get more sleep, but we can do that in the grave
4 years ago, we decided to make our boy a brother
and even though they fuss and fight I know they love each other
who coulda guessed that ours hearts had holes inside
that our boys patched right up because they were exactly the right size
Holy RAD! I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the only thing more Nerdily Awesome than a ukulele made out of Legos would be be playing strip Dungeons and Dragons with Princess Leia (wearing her slave costume, of course). So, since that's probably never going to happen for you, at least the Lego ukulele thing in still real.
Head over to Makezine to learn more about these little slice of radness. And, if you aren't already a subscriber, you should consider it. It's easily my favorite magazine in the world. I think there have been 2-3 articles on how to make your own cigar box guitar as well as all sorts of bitchin' electronics howtos. If you have nerdy leanings and you aren't already reading this magazine then you should be ashamed of yourself. 😉
So, here's the deal. I want to finally form a Ukulele band. If you live in Missoula, Montana and are into it, you should contact me. Here's some of the songs that I'd like to play. Obviously, we don't have to do all of these songs, or even more than one type of song. I'm leaning towards the sillier songs right now, but I can be talked into anything.
I realize that this is a bit of a haphazard post, but just need to link all these songs in one place so I can post it on Facebook because it's not letting me post a bajillion URLs into one update.... probably for good reason.
Now that I got your attention... Nah, I'm not joking. This really is a poontang video. Heh. I'm having a pretty good time here using the word poontang in a somewhat legitimate manner...... POONTANG!
Ok. I think I got that out of my system. We can start for real. As you may or may not know, I'm a freaking sucker for novelty songs. I know what you are thinking, "Wait a minute, he likes ukuleles and novelty music? High school must have been awesome for him!" Surprisingly enough, it wasn't, but that's neither here nor there.
On one of my various novelty compilations, I first heard the song Poontang by the Treniers and I was amazed! Frankly, I wasn't even sure the word poontang existed in 1953. Turns out, it did. After I heard the song I did a little bit of research and it sounds like The Treniers were pretty much party animals. The drank and recorded rad songs. In fact, to promote this song, they made custom labels for beer cans that said something like "Sweet Alabama Poontang" on them. Then they sent the beer to radio station disc jockeys to get them to play it. Freaking rad!
Anyway, I've been wanting to make a video for this for ages but kept putting it off. So, today I just grabbed my aNueNueBanjolele and my Flip and busted out this video in a single take. Boosh!
If you want to hear the original, check out this video:
And if you wanna play along (and who wouldn't, right?) here's some chords that I wrote up for Poontang!
Poontang by The Treniers
covered by Ukulele Guy
10 9 8 8
...POON is a hug!
10 9 8 8
TANG is a kiss!
C x7 (5433)
F
I've been marooned on an isle in the South Pacific
Bb
Missing my loving each night
C
Now that I'm home I'll go right
E F
Out and get me some POON-TANG!
F
Tired of talking to tigers and kangaroos,
Bb
Or singing a song to a goose.
C
Now that I'm home on the loose,
E F
Gonna get me some POONTANG!
Bb
Now Poon is a hug. I wanted a hug so badly
D# (3331)
I was Blowing my tropical top.
C
A Tang is a kiss, I wanted a kiss so badly
C E
Wanted Poontang never to stop.
F
I don't want to eat And I don't want to sleep;
Bb
I've got a yen that I'm dying to please.
C
Till I get weak in the knees,
E F
Gonna get me that Poontang.
F
POON-TANG!
F
POON-TANG!
Bb
POON-TANG!
F
POON-TANG!
C
POON-TANG!
F
POON-TANG!
F
A-huggin and a-kissin...that's POON-TANG!
F
A-huggin and a-kissin...that's POON-TANG!
Bb
A-huggin and a-kissin...that's POON-TANG!
F
A-huggin and a-kissin...that's POON-TANG!
C
A-huggin and a-kissin...that's POON-TANG!
F
POON-TANG!
Rock break.
Bb
A Poon is a hug. I wanted a hug so badly
D#
I was blowin' my tropical top.
C
A Tang is a kiss, I wanted a kiss so badly
E
Want-a-Poontang never to stop.
F#
I don't want to eat and I don't want to sleep;
B
I've got a yen that I'm dying to please
C#
Till I get weak in the knees,
F F#
Gonna get me that Poontang.
POON-TANG!
POON-TANG!
Gonna get me some, gonna get me song... poon tang!
